Oops.
Sorry Mummy.
Sorry Dad.
The razor slipped from my hands and sliced my leg up 150 times.
It was an accident, I swear.
The cat scratched me.
I spilled hot chocolate on my bed
That razor is for a friends art project
Some glass cut me when I was out.
I went to the hospital for a bad headache that’s all.
Sorry Mummy.
Sorry Dad.
(via ostentatiousnarcissism)
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
(Source: ectogasmic, via fuckyeahpartylikeaboss)
This one time I liked this guy and couldn’t tell if he was gay so I started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed
he was gay
